Jubilation
(Weezer – Beverley Hills)

We ran out of our nice scented soap in the men’s washroom about 2 weeks ago. We’ve been using this industrial soap from the warehouse ever since. It’s "industrial" soap, so I’m sure it works a lot better than the regular stuff. It’s just a little rough and grimy feeling on the touch. I’m sure that by using this, I’ve wiped away any finger prints and natural scents I have on my hands. If I were a baby bird, my mother wouldn’t be able to recognize me as her own anymore. I’d be orphaned and I’d have to fend for my own. I’d probably be eaten by a predator since I’d be flightless without the proper training. It would be a sad, sad story.

Imagine having the capability to fly but not knowing how. I guess that’s how the illiterate feel. Imagine all the things they miss out on; like my blog. That’s an even sadder story.
...

It’s the Friday before a long weekend. Usually on these Fridays, I do cartwheels in the office in jubilation (no, I’m not kidding). I’ve got a sprained ankle from a week ago, so I’ll have to hold off on the cartwheels til the next long weekend. I am quite happy today though. Our general manager has allowed the entire office to leave an hour early today for the long weekend. This is the first time in two years that he’s ever let leave early. The Gods must be shining on us today!
...

There’s a birthday party this weekend and the theme has been set to the 70’s. I’m frantically trying to find some old 70’s clothes to wear. Preferably some tight John Stockton shorts and a pair of rollerskates.
...

Have a good long weekend everyone!